• S1.E1 ∙ The Sick Boy and the Sitter
• S1.E2 ∙ My Blonde-Haired Brunette
• S1.E3 ∙ Sally and the Lab Technician
• S1.E4 ∙ Washington vs. the Bunny
• S1.E5 ∙ Oh How We Met the Night That We Danced
• S1.E6 ∙ Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, MO
• S1.E7 ∙ Jealousy!
• S1.E8 ∙ To Tell or Not to Tell
• S1.E9 ∙ The Unwelcome Houseguest
• S1.E10 ∙ The Meershatz Pipe
• S1.E11 ∙ Forty-Four Tickets
• S1.E12 ∙ Empress Carlotta's Necklace
• S1.E13 ∙ Sally Is a Girl
• S1.E14 ∙ Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
• S1.E15 ∙ Where Did I Come From?
• S1.E16 ∙ The Curious Thing About Women
• S1.E17 ∙ Punch Thy Neighbor
• S1.E18 ∙ Who Owes Who What?
• S1.E19 ∙ The Talented Neighborhood
• S1.E20 ∙ A Word a Day
• S1.E21 ∙ The Boarder Incident
• S1.E22 ∙ Father of the Week
• S1.E23 ∙ The Twizzle
• S1.E24 ∙ One Angry Man
• S1.E25 ∙ Where You Been, Fassbinder?
• S1.E26 ∙ I Am My Brother's Keeper
• S1.E27 ∙ The Sleeping Brother
• S1.E28 ∙ The Bad Old Days
• S1.E29 ∙ Sol and the Sponsor
• S1.E30 ∙ The Return of Happy Spangler

• S2.E1 ∙ Never Name a Duck
• S2.E2 ∙ The Two Faces of Rob
• S2.E3 ∙ The Attempted Marriage
• S2.E4 ∙ Bank Book 6565696
• S2.E5 ∙ Hustling the Hustler
• S2.E6 ∙ My Husband Is Not a Drunk
• S2.E7 ∙ What's in a Middle Name?
• S2.E8 ∙ Like a Sister
• S2.E9 ∙ The Night the Roof Fell In
• S2.E10 ∙ The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
• S2.E11 ∙ A Bird in the Head Hurts
• S2.E12 ∙ Gesundheit, Darling
• S2.E13 ∙ A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
• S2.E14 ∙ Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
• S2.E15 ∙ The Cat Burglar
• S2.E16 ∙ The Foul Weather Girl
• S2.E17 ∙ Will You Two Be My Wife?
• S2.E18 ∙ Ray Murdock's X-Ray
• S2.E19 ∙ I Was a Teenage Head Writer
• S2.E20 ∙ It May Look Like a Walnut
• S2.E21 ∙ My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
• S2.E22 ∙ Don't Trip Over That Mountain
• S2.E23 ∙ Give Me Your Walls
• S2.E24 ∙ The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
• S2.E25 ∙ The Square Triangle
• S2.E26 ∙ I'm No Henry Walden
• S2.E27 ∙ Racy Tracy Rattigan
• S2.E28 ∙ Divorce
• S2.E29 ∙ It's a Shame She Married Me
• S2.E30 ∙ A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise
• S2.E31 ∙ Jilting the Jilter
• S2.E32 ∙ When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

• S3.E1 ∙ That's My Boy??
• S3.E2 ∙ The Masterpiece
• S3.E3 ∙ Laura's Little Lie
• S3.E4 ∙ Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
• S3.E5 ∙ All About Eavesdropping
• S3.E6 ∙ Too Many Stars
• S3.E7 ∙ Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
• S3.E8 ∙ Uncle George
• S3.E9 ∙ Big Max Calvada
• S3.E10 ∙ The Ballad of the Betty Lou
• S3.E11 ∙ Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
• S3.E12 ∙ The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...
• S3.E13 ∙ The Alan Brady Show Presents
• S3.E14 ∙ The Third One from the Left
• S3.E15 ∙ My Husband Is the Best One
• S3.E16 ∙ The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
• S3.E17 ∙ The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
• S3.E18 ∙ A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
• S3.E19 ∙ Happy Birthday and Too Many More
• S3.E20 ∙ The Brave and the Backache
• S3.E21 ∙ The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth
• S3.E22 ∙ My Part-Time Wife
• S3.E23 ∙ Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
• S3.E24 ∙ How to Spank a Star
• S3.E25 ∙ The Plots Thicken
• S3.E26 ∙ Scratch My Car and Die
• S3.E27 ∙ The Return of Edwin Carp
• S3.E28 ∙ October Eve
• S3.E29 ∙ Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail
• S3.E30 ∙ My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
• S3.E31 ∙ I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
• S3.E32 ∙ Teacher's Petrie

• S4.E1 ∙ My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
• S4.E2 ∙ The Ghost of A. Chantz
• S4.E3 ∙ The Lady and the Baby Sitter
• S4.E4 ∙ A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
• S4.E5 ∙ The Man from 'Emperor'
• S4.E6 ∙ Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
• S4.E7 ∙ 4½
• S4.E8 ∙ The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
• S4.E9 ∙ Three Letters from One Wife
• S4.E10 ∙ Pink Pills and Purple Parents
• S4.E11 ∙ It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise
• S4.E12 ∙ The Death of the Party
• S4.E13 ∙ My Two Showoffs and Me
• S4.E14 ∙ Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
• S4.E15 ∙ Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
• S4.E16 ∙ The Impractical Joke
• S4.E17 ∙ Stacey Petrie: Part I
• S4.E18 ∙ Stacey Petrie: Part II
• S4.E19 ∙ Boy #1, Boy #2
• S4.E20 ∙ The Redcoats Are Coming
• S4.E21 ∙ The Case of the Pillow
• S4.E22 ∙ Young Man with a Shoehorn
• S4.E23 ∙ Girls Will Be Boys
• S4.E24 ∙ Bupkis
• S4.E25 ∙ Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
• S4.E26 ∙ Anthony Stone
• S4.E27 ∙ Never Bathe on Saturday
• S4.E28 ∙ Show of Hands
• S4.E29 ∙ Baby Fat
• S4.E30 ∙ One Hundred Terrible Hours
• S4.E31 ∙ Br-rooom, Br-rooom
• S4.E32 ∙ There's No Sale Like Wholesale

• S5.E1 ∙ Coast to Coast Big Mouth
• S5.E2 ∙ A Farewell to Writing
• S5.E3 ∙ Uhny Uftz
• S5.E4 ∙ The Ugliest Dog in the World
• S5.E5 ∙ No Rice at My Wedding
• S5.E6 ∙ Draw Me a Pear
• S5.E7 ∙ The Great Petrie Fortune
• S5.E8 ∙ Odd But True
• S5.E9 ∙ Viva Petrie
• S5.E10 ∙ Go Tell the Birds and the Bees
• S5.E11 ∙ Body and Sol
• S5.E12 ∙ See Rob Write, Write Rob Write
• S5.E13 ∙ You're Under Arrest
• S5.E14 ∙ Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
• S5.E15 ∙ Who Stole My Watch
• S5.E16 ∙ I Do Not Choose to Run
• S5.E17 ∙ The Making of a Councilman
• S5.E18 ∙ The Curse of the Petrie People
• S5.E19 ∙ The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
• S5.E20 ∙ Remember the Alimony
• S5.E21 ∙ Dear Sally Rogers
• S5.E22 ∙ Buddy Sorrell: Man and Boy
• S5.E23 ∙ Bad Reception in Albany
• S5.E24 ∙ Talk to the Snail
• S5.E25 ∙ A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
• S5.E26 ∙ Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
• S5.E27 ∙ The Man from My Uncle
• S5.E28 ∙ You Ought to Be in Pictures
• S5.E29 ∙ Love Thy Other Neighbor
• S5.E30 ∙ Long Night's Journey Into Day
• S5.E31 ∙ The Gunslinger
• S5.E32 ∙ The Last Chapter